Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Life Audible


So wait..... you worshipped a false God most of your life and now you're going to change it up and that's cool?!?! I'm not going to say believing in God is crazy (it is a tad), but the theory of throwing your God around, giggling, like it's a religious hot potato; certainly is. Don't all religions view idolizing false deities in the same fashion? I'm pretty sure it's frowned upon and if you've been Jewish most of your life that frown you developed is permanent. Why doesn't everyone just pick Catholicism or Christianity? They fucking forgive everything including the parish of the community weekly baptizing your child with his Power of Christ. Shit, you can rape and kill in Jesus' eyes and it's fine as long as you ask for forgiveness, that's an awesome idea to raise your kids on. Might as well switch to Buddhism, at least they really don't believe we exist let alone a God. They also have the fattest image of worship that's praised by the thinnest worshippers, which is iconically ironic (you're welcome). The other religion I wouldn't switch to is the one I'm not allowed to talk about, not out of fear of getting a bomb threat, anthrax, or receiving incorrect change at the corner store. It's due to people so uneducated about the subject that they misinterpret anything said about it. Judging by the fact that "I" have a tiny following of readers, this will definitely fall under uneducated eyes.

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