Last night while not being able to sleep, I decided to make a list of my good qualities. Now I feel like not being a rapist is a good quality that should be mentioned a lot more often. Everyone usually characterizes themselves with the same dreary bullshit "I'm nice, uh I like pizza", fuck it. Let's cut the bullshit and get to the serious things you need to know like the fact that I'm not a rapist. Once upon a time a woman punched me in the nose with a fist of coke then demanded I remove my shirt, maybe if she would have told me she wasn't a rapist I wouldn't have been so worried. She was a frightening alcoholic of a beast woman, but in the end she just wanted to put a wet towel around my neck to help simmer me down. I still don't know why my shirt had to come off but that fear of old lady rape was awful and could have been easily avoided. Yeah hahaha I"m aware a made a list and only have marked on not being a rapist, that's probably my only good quality. Well......it is. Tell your friends.
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