Thursday, August 26, 2010

Hot Ass


Shit it was a hot summer in NY. I really don't understand how a Jewish or Arab person can live here. Why dress up like a gay penguin or Tuscan raider when it's over 100 degrees? Most Jewish men are fat too. Maybe they're hoping the heat will cause a severe heat stroke so they can escape their wife and 20 kids (a Mexican litter). It seems a little ridiculous to believe in a God that expects you to suffer like that, you have clearly picked the wrong religion. See, life is easier for me since I don't believe in God, shit, I don't even follow the dress code when I have a job. Don't most Gods wear robes and sandals? That seems like reasonable summer attire. How could any religion get that wardrobe hint wrong? You should worship the ancient Greek Gods of love for the summer. I'd rather sweat from fucking in an air-conditioned room then from being outside with the Jawas. Just in case he/she is reading.... Fuck God.

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