Thursday, August 19, 2010

Ants or aunts I don't care


You know what's fun about a relationship, when two people have known each other and start to tell each other everything. You know like the moronic shit, the pointless shit, etc., etc. That's awesome... not when I just met you. Fuck would I care about how cute your nephew is I don't even know your name. Keep conversation relevant to the fact that I'm trying to see if you have a brain when I meet you. I know controlling conversation format dwindles after alcohol and narcotics enter the body, but please understand if we weren't already involved in a private or group conversation then don't start one off about your family or some other dumb shit I could care less about. I lie in the title because to be honest if a woman started talking to me about ants I would totally listen. Why? Well at least it's an original conversation and if she is weird and intelligent (which is ideal) then she definitely is fun in bed. Always remember nerds and geeks are usually best in bed they have had a lot time to practice and are open to anything. Ever have a woman preform Chinese water torture on your penis? I love you nerd girls.

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