Of Course You're Overweight

"Does this make me look fat?" Yes and so does your gelatinous cube body. I wonder if maybe there weren't so many shows about cake you wouldn't be in this position, possibly it's because you have the uncanny ability to finish all your sentences with "Ya gonna finish that?". Your not fat if you embrace it and accept yourself (well in other's eyes you still are). There's nothing worse then a tubazaurus that finds the need to complain about their weight as if we all aren't aware of the problem. Maybe if you could vomit your earlier three lunches, like you do with excuses for the reasons you can't shake the weight you might be on the right track. Though I fully understand if the excuse is you won't attend the gym. I refuse to exercise at a gym, due to not wanting to spend my money to go get sweaty and screamy with a bunch of other men complimenting my penis in the shower after a "workout". The compliments are welcome, but that guido juicehead voice just totally kills the mood. Also working out with people in much better shape than you is as embarrassing as having your mother teach a class of proper condom use. Please I just ask any women overweight stop complaining and accept who you are trust me there's always a chance of love, sex and marriage, as long as there are black men.