Still not tired of all these ridiculous reality shows polluting your brain like a BP oil spill? (BP... Brain Power, get it? No? Figures.) MTV has really proved to us that being a complete fuck up in life will more than likely make you rich and famous for about 2-3 years. After that it's off to VH1 where we learn everyone who thinks they had a career can show how desperate the need for camera time is. I don't mind if we keep a few of them around, I do enjoy laughing at people. Maybe if we stopped marketing them as "Reality" I wouldn't mind it so much. Maybe make shows based on reality like "Nose Candy" where two random strangers split an 8-ball and waste the evening in a bathroom talking nonsense at lightning speeds. Or maybe we can make a show where these "reality" stars aren't surrounded by network security. So, instead of being allowed to mouth off...a black guy can pop them in the mouth. I assume black because everyone else just sits around afraid to do something about an annoying asshole. Thanks hypothetical black guy.
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