Tuesday, August 17, 2010

The Ex-effect


I grew up with Pluto being a planet..... it's not. I grew up with the Triceratops being a dinosaur..... it's not. This is fucking bullshit, I fail to see how anything is fact if we can just change it when we finally decide "Oh sorry I was wrong". What's the point of believing in anything if there's always the chance of "oops". What do we do when we're told red in actuality is yellow, who the hell ever heard of a red chink or yellow Indian? You can't treat a "fact" like an ex. Pluto is not the fat chick who you dated briefly who was really nice but so fat you claim to have never taken a voyage to heranus. Heranus yeah I said it. The triceratops is dinosaur don't make it an abortion (they get easier to forget after a few ask Mexico). We can't have fact if we treat it like something we used to sleep with. However in defense of fact I never slept with a dinosaur but visiting a foreign planet is always fun.

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