Monday, August 16, 2010

The New Bored


On a lucky night in a dark room, Chatroulette.com can whisk you to the time of Caligula. Uhmmmm but 95% of the time it feels like I'm watching myself jerkoff in front of a funhouse mirror. It is a learning experience though, I truly didn't know that many men had umbrella handles. Also that a group of fourteen years olds is a gaggle and gaggles are up at 2 in the morning on the prowl of curiosity. I'm not sure what really is wrong with me but the appeal of a little girl screaming "Show me your dick!!!" is gone (probably the fear of getting raped in prison). Sorry I got sidetracked, there's a lot of fucking dick on webcam waiting for you to hit "next". I mean there are some women having what I would call a fun time, but that's 2% of the whole site and of that 2%, 1% of them are fat. I'm all for loving your body and not being embarrassed, but for both sexes if you have to lift your stomach to flash your dick or pussy then you should have kept your shirt on. Despite all the dick i have to sit through I'm addicted to voyeurism and thank you to everyone on chatroulette.com that's performing bits and doing random funny shit. Fair warning if I know you and see on the site then I'm sorry I thought you wanted to see my dick.

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