Ok terrific, just when I thought unnecessary paranoia couldn't get any worse, now enters the bat dick. My worst fear used to be opening a random door and finding a shirtless man in clown make-up ready to rape me, but this new fear spills into the street. I used to pride myself on not flinching if some hooligan was to yell "Bat!!!" (I also live in Brooklyn which makes that shout an automatic fib, unless I'm high, then decisions are subject to change with no liability held against management), but the second guess has flown in because I don't want to get fucked in the face. How can I walk the streets at night when it's cloudy with a chance of bat rape? I've gone through my whole life avoiding dicks entering my mouth, nose or ears, I certainly will not have that streak done in by a horny bat who's gaydar is off just because I happen to be wearing a flannel shirt. Yes I know bats are blind and use sonar, save the retard comments guy who can't lose himself in the joke. On a side note where are the bats going for their circumcisions, do they bite it off like an old-tyme Rabbi? I'm off to live in my delusion filled existence I hope this "Rape Kenny Conspiracy Theory" doesn't have something to do with Stephanie Meyer..
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