Friday, September 17, 2010

HHEEEYYY YYYOOOOOO!!!!!!


Everybody shut the fuck up. Stop fucking shouting incoherent things especially if you aren't drunk. Drunk.. eehhh... you kinda get a pass, but sober... no you're a loud attention seeker because no one cares about you. Especially lets stop yelling at women from a distance, it's embarrassing to men and a guarantee no woman is going to blow you. "Hey you!!! You look hot!!! Need a ride?!?!" Wow how is she not already waiting for you in your bed? Thank god she didn't trip taking her pants off for you in the middle of the street at 2 in the morning. Women are no better... "WHOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! I love a Carvel milkshakes!!! WHOOOOO!!!!" The avenue did not need to know that, if you're that excited about a milkshake become a hooker. At least you don't have to report your wages to the government. Can all these Neanderthals find another way to get attention please, I mean, you took a school picture at some point so your family knows you exist. Just be happy with that and fade into the background with the rest of the unintelligents. Oh this describes most of my fans, uhmmmm well don't say I never tried to tell you.

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