Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Fertility Pop


Bear with me and bare it all for me, we're taking a small trip through time. Jazz starts up and parents warn their children to stay far away from it because they will turn into crazy homeless potheads. Then from another black guy comes Rock 'n' Roll (which white people then steal), parents then warn of everything from death to drug addiction to devil worshipping, etc., etc. Heads up, the blacks are up to it again...here comes rap. Never has a mother of a fat daughter been so scared before. Parents then decided rap would lead to a world of gangs and crack. Side note: Anyone notice the pattern of parents who lied and didn't support their children's dreams, but it's not they're fault, right? Back to my point, where are all the parents lying to their kids about becoming a pop star? Maybe warn them of the truth? Inform them that after 2 albums they will become extremely annoying, be forced to lie about sexual preference (yeah you Bieber) and be abused more than someone walking into a door that says pull. Perhaps the only good thing about being interested in pop is the fancy landscaping in the pant area, thanks pop.

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