Is everybody fucking high getting all jazzed up about a failed technology from the 70's and 80's? I don't know about you, but for my whole life I have viewed a three dimensional world filled with three dimensional items in it..... I know... fucking wild. For kids under 8, yeah, I can see this as being awesome having your favorite characters leap off the screen at you. But for me, I'd rather pop a few caps to add some reality to it. Also, I wear glasses (not recreationally), I certainly do not want to be forced to wear something over my already existing glasses that clearly doesn't fit. Something that doesn't sit well with me either (like a fatty in a movie seat) is the shear embarrassment one feels for watching something in 3-D all alone and having someone catch you in the act. You slowly turn to look at them with those stupid fucking glasses on and a dumb Jughead smile on your dumb fucking face. Yuck, you can keep 3-D, wake me up when you figure out 4-D.
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