Here's the back story.... Fabio takes a complimentary first voyage on a new coaster....destiny steps in....calmly says "I got this". At that moment a bird flies into Fabio's face and, yes, there is still 25 or so more seconds to the ride. When it looks like the old woman sitting next to you was flying on the wings of a Maxi and gave you a Rudolph, those seconds can seem like a lifetime. This is just one of the many reasons why I don't go on rides. I don't need that kind of embarrassment and my face would not hold up to a bird slamming into it. I assume Fabio's face came from Easter Island in order to annihilate a bird upon impact. How would you even explain that ability to people? "Yes...well my face actually has the power of a Randy Johnson fastball. What can your face do, besides stop traffic?" Then Fabio would laugh like a boisterous caveman, not really understanding the joke in the first place. I got your back though Fabio (believe me I prefer to be following behind you) I'll always keep you relevant by telling your tale of riding the dragon and slaying the Phoenix on Easter Island.
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