I think out of all the people across this rock we live on, the Chinese, Asian, Korean whatever the fuck they want to be called, have to be the dumbest looking race. Have a gander at a yellow man doing anything that doesn't include a calculator or sitting, and it almost seems as if their top row of teeth extends. Especially any one of them playing sports, its similar to watching a paraplegic rolling down an up escalator and just as funny. The women are no better considering that they start to grow fruit tumors out of their neck after the age of 30. I don't have the heart to tell those women how ridiculous they look exercising either, moving slower does not mean working out harder. I guess if I had to come home to the Asian man's little cheese doodle, I'd probably prolong any process that keeps me out of the house. I also don't feel we should really trust a race that always look like they're struggling to see something in the distance. I didn't write this just because I'm jealous of their video game hair, there's just too fucking many of them in Brooklyn.
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