Am I the only one confused by the tale of The Tortoise And The Hare? It's a race.....based on speed.....fat and slow is the failure in this one. If you're going to tell me that it's about not being overconfident and not having a crazy ego...that's stupid, because then the rabbit wouldn't even have entered the race in the first place (get it?). If this was Nascar it would be the tale of 49 cars crashing and burning while a tricycle goes in a circle for 3 hours until they wave a flag. Side note: Driving in a circle repeatedly is not a sport, it's a hypnosis device (when viewed from a bird's eye) to trick rednecks into buying more beer. Maybe we should be teaching kids to not be fat, slow or rednecky. Also, not letting a child watch Nascar or baseball prevents alcoholism, because drinking is the only way to make either of those "sports" as entertaining as watching a turtle race.
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