You know... it sounds like digital... the Daft Punk song... no?!?! Go fuck yourselves, especially if you're not under 5 feet. I want a little person sooo bad it hurts (only up to my knees though). Could you imagine having your own portable nightstand wherever you go? Just not anything really wide, because their little hot dog fingers can't grip it well, so all drinks will have to be rested on their heads. I enjoy just being able to look all the way down at someone and say "Come on, go up on me", hell what's the point of being in a relationship if you can't look down at the other person. Those little delights are also cheaper due to their smaller stature; children's tickets at the movies, fewer drinks because of their already barely working liver. Shit if you're taking a flight out of Boston or New Jersey you can probably just sneak them on with your carry on (security probably won't check anyway). Knowing that you will always win an arguement is wonderful too because if that little bitch acts up I'll cunt-punt her across the room.
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