Mrs. Grape

1. The only woman that can pee on her stomach.
2. How did she even make it to the bench?
3. She looks like she's giving birth to one of the Pep Boys.
4. That's why Charles Schultz ended Peanuts.
5. I think her nipples are under her arms.
6. It looks like she's eating the bench.
7. I feel bad for the farmer that milks her.