Thursday, June 2, 2011

The dreaded erection.


So for a woman, isn't seeing an erection a compliment? Well from someone you know, if it's a stranger then you're either about to have fun or get raped (rape is also implied when the person is kissing you with their eyes open). Being yelled at for an erection is like getting yelled at for cumming before you, obviously as the woman you're the more attractive one and that should be a given. Granted the compliment involves a piece of meat filled with blood that is looking to be inserted in one of your orifices, but it's a compliment none the less. Boggles me that showing an erection is a social faux pas and I should be able to control it yet I have to spend the whole night listening to you complain how you broke the seal and constantly need to pee every ten minutes. At least I'm just popping something that I can move and hide, I'm not using a dumb annoying voice to whine about something you should be able to control since potty training. There is no erection training, I tried to teach a class on the subject at the Y but it just resulted in more restraining orders.

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