Tuesday, May 31, 2011

A list of things not to say in the bedroom area presented in one continuous sentence.


Looks like Christmas came twice this year I'm kind of used to cumming on my own chest actually your labia is creating a nice breeze I can push it in oh well I've done porn you might know me from there you going to eat that lucky for you I washed it today I think your pussy gave me gas you need to hurry my 2 o'clock will be here soon you smell like my mom are you still alive what was your name again I have AIDS you might be pregnant you're the same age as my daughter I don't normally cry this much do you also validate parking you have to squeeze it my cat likes to watch strong adam's apple there Stephanie you were my first I see dead people sorry I keep my spare change up there knock knock who's there sperm they look lopsided I think I might be gay is that the ice cream guy but you were born with 2 nipples right bet Nostradamus didn't see this one cumming don't be such a baby it's just a rape did your pussy eat eat itself ok but why is there a string in your asshole your pussy tastes like dick ugh my cock needs glasses nooooo that's how the priest would touch me I didn't know it could be that color I was the voice of Captain Planet my tits are bigger your pussy was painted by Picasso sorry I didn't think you would wake up sex always makes me think of my kids you know a good abortion clinic right ssshhh you'll wake Grandma that's where my Daddy would kiss me I lost the other one back in '86 I've never had an erection before so the belly button is off limits cool if I stab you afterwards that was quick I heard you say stop the first time I came let me know when you're done I hope you wake from this coma.

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