Ok ok here's a little back story so i don't seem as lonely, depressed, insane, etc., etc.(dark lonely thoughts like gothic high school kids). So I'm talking to my cat and I let her know "If you keep acting with this laxadaisy attitude and anti-social behavior, heaven will not accept you and cast you down floating on your back for eternity!". I yelled a little, yeah(I apologized) and bee tee double u she hates being upside down. Odd thing is I don't believe in God, but yet I believe in her afterlife. Maybe my belief that no one human is innocent or that I'd rather believe in a fat cat wearing robes, sandals on only the back paws, lounging on his back within a bed made of clouds and with a food and water bowl for the eyes to see. Yummm that screams adorable which is what my little princess deserves. Bye bye masculinity.
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