Monday, May 23, 2011
Clever Animals
Ok let's be serious for a moment. You really feel that after all the knowledge and evolution of species since the beginning of time, that the animal kingdom can not communicate with us. Maybe it's you, because as a fellow human I go out of my way not to converse with you. Or maybe it might just be that (whether domesticated or not) animals are just fucking rude. A bear is able to open your refrigerator and make a sandwich, but never once would a woodland creatures wave or even give a casual head nod in your direction. Shit cats are pretty much like ex's considering they wait by the door for you on payday and pretend to not understand phrases such as "eat it bitch it's good for you" and "go get a fucking job then". I assume must animals are disgusted by the human race more than I am. Yes I know I haven't posted in awhile and yes I know this is short, not funny and doesn't have a point, but I'm fucking busy and don't get paid for this so blow me. Kisses.
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