It amazes me how people get upset with me after I yawn. "Don't do that, it's contagious" they'll shout. So I'm to believe that out of all the numerous things the human body can do with an agape mouth, yawning will spread quicker than a brush fire. I've never heard "Please don't talk in front of me...once I see someone talk I just can't stop" or "Did you see her suck that cock, now I'm going to suck cock so hard my eyes will tear". Yawning is not contagious and we certainly shouldn't look at yawning as if someone has an STD. It's just a fucking yawn.
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