So I'm confused, which vampire is real now? I grew up with the bloodsuckers that sucked blood and lived in castles with mindless slaves. They would enjoy their time feasting on humans and transforming into mist or a bat. Now they're beautiful, attend school with your kids, and are probably fucking your daughter and her friends as we speak. Since garlic and crosses no longer work in today's world, there is no protection from a vampire pedophile that's 400 years old with his hand in a 17 year old. Side note: Older men with younger women - creepy pedophile, older woman with a younger man - sexy cougar, but I'm the sexist one. Point is vampires have been turned into sexual predators instead of just predators. Werewolves shouldn't be sexy either since they're covered in hair. If you are attracted to werewolves then you are attracted to older Russian men.
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