Since when is a person being quiet a sign of indifference? I know for a fact that I'm quiet when I don't want to talk to a person. Maybe you're just a fucking asshole that's why people are quiet, it's not them. Time to take out your yoga mat and do some serous blue collar soul searching to find the answer within yourself, which is that your the indifferent and all your convo-starting questions are like annoying gnats destroying my wonderful first warm day of the summer solstice. Wow I don't say much and you totally are picking up on my type of character, shit, I really thought I was hiding it well. Can you sense my disappointment that I had to meet you? Don't you have friends of your own that might share a common interest with you instead of prying me open looking for Nazi gold (trust me I've had plenty of conversations with myself and ounce you get the lock open to the vault you'll curse Al Capone.) Please go return to the original pack of mongrels so the woman next to me and I can have a great big funny over you and your amazing social skills that completely shadow my quiet existence. Sidenote why do men always have to speak to me? The straight ones really creep me out because I never knew I had that "Hey Buddy" look that would make you seek my attention. Please don't force a conversation on anyone, think of it as uncomfortable verbal dry-humping and if you want to rent out my ears at least buy me a drink you crowl.
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