Am I the only person who thinks they have made bottle caps sharper? It's embarrassing enough struggling to open a simple bottle of soda, but getting a skin graft on my finger is not pleasant. Maybe if medicine bottles were this sharp, little children wouldn't be drug addicts by 12 (hi mom). A little old 2 liter should open easily with a grip of the hand then flick of the wrist, like distancing a cum shot. I'd probably complain about the difficulty of opening cracker packs successfully...but my finger is bleeding.
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