I think by far, the worst thing about my adult life is the fear I still have of shitting myself at an inappropriate moment. I mean, the aforementioned act hasn't occurred recently - at least since I first saw the government show up to take E.T. away - it's not like I pee-a-the-poop on a daily basis. I just have a fear of the unexpected nonsense - imagine having a great funny in which you laugh so hard you cum - that is the misfortune of my life. Before you judge that side note - relax guy - we all have weird things , alright, you're stitches itch when it's going to rain and I get overly excited from a good laugh. To be honest my main objective was to write about poop and make people read it, just so hopefully you'll reflect on your mortality considering you actually wasted time taking these words into your brain. Sucks, doesn't it? Go ahead it's ok, pull the trigger...no one will miss you.
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