Alright, this has bothered me for far too long. He's fucking dying!!! I'll say it again after you take a brief moment to really look at the box art. See it now? He's fucking dying!!! First, check out Mario's slim and younger look in 80's. Exhibit B, why did he decide to fling a fireball at/through/whatever a fire proof brick wall since he's falling into lava anyway? It's clearly Bowser's castle, but why display the hero of your tale dying in the final stage of a world? That's like the bible displaying a cross on its cov.....uhmmm...never mind...I'll change that subject. (Though the bible would be way more enjoyable if it was more like American Beauty) Oh, Bowser loves lava by the way, rumor has it that he uses the stuff like K-Y. Where did you think all those Koopa Kids came from? There's no Mrs. Koopa so I'm looking over in Wiggler's direction. I doubt they're Peaches kids, but there is a chance Bowser has raped her during each kidnapping. Mario doesn't seem like an open-minded Italian, so he most likely would have left her after he found out. Luigi is open-minded thats why he's so thin and neat. Ugh, where was I? Oh, I still don't understand why he's jumping to his death, I feel the flagpole grab would have seemed for logical and made it much easier to make Luigi gay jokes.
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