Finally, comfort for my favorite sleeping position and a perfect excuse for why you have to leave after I cum. I love this bed since it's a widely known fact that when I sleep, I line breakable objects around me in bed to teach myself not to move during sleep (desired achievement: The Dead Look) I know, I know, "But Kenny you always have that dead look". Well that's because people are talking and my headphones broke, so I can't block the idiotic sound waves that come out of your mouth with my iPod. (I do hate people) The only drawback to the bed is meeting someone else who owns one. With my luck they would be a spooner and want to push the mattresses together i.e. the 1930's. Which might be cute, until my arm falls a sleep.
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