This is the look of being sincere.

Buster Keaton

Educate yourselves. I'm not your fucking moms yo.

Apples & Oranges

Peaceful yawning.

Finally, comfort for my favorite sleeping position and a perfect excuse for why you have to leave after I cum. I love this bed since it's a widely known fact that when I sleep, I line breakable objects around me in bed to teach myself not to move during sleep (desired achievement: The Dead Look) I know, I know, "But Kenny you always have that dead look". Well that's because people are talking and my headphones broke, so I can't block the idiotic sound waves that come out of your mouth with my iPod. (I do hate people) The only drawback to the bed is meeting someone else who owns one. With my luck they would be a spooner and want to push the mattresses together i.e. the 1930's. Which might be cute, until my arm falls a sleep.

The shadow knows

No, I'm not going to make funnies upon his hair. No, not because I usually have a mohawk (however I thought that only happened to Marilyn Monroe's dress.). My concern here is for what will most likely turn out to be the person who took this picture, I'm referring to the Boogeyman. If you don't see it then you're wasting your time, however if you do see it...you're wasting your time. I really got nothing here, actually I just wanted to point out this Boogeyman sighting I noticed. ...Yep yep yep yep.