Oh it happened again, my penis stopped working. God, what happened to the rebellious women I used to masturbate to? Even Skeletor has a British accent now, oh sorry, I mean Madonna. That ridiculous fake Jew looks like a velociraptor that got angry because her retard arms are too small to diddle. Maybe the thrill my cock experienced when I was little was due to a celebrity (or self proclaimed) not flashing their tits and pussy to everyone (that's not a real complaint). Hell, Drew Barrymore hasn't been relevant since she stopped. I guess as you get older you realize that eventually they will all end up looking like this. But why would anyone sleep with a celeb anyway? Why fuck something that's been invaded by every co-star or band mate they have ever known? That's not even counting all the dicks they sucked on their way to the top. Gotta gotta go down to move up.
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