Long live Ignatz Mouse!!! Down with Krazy Kat!!!

Twats

1. So Kenny, why don't you take most women seriously again?
2. Finally a place to put my drink.
3. Linda Blair must be proud.
4. They look like they fell while running extremely fast.
5. Do me crab style.
6. I think the one on the left is being weighed down by her teeth.
7. If you put your ear to their vaginas you can hear the ocean.
8. Cirque De Soleil Gone Wild
9. Thank you yoga.

Insight

I think one of my biggest fears is that God might be real. Not due to the life I live that goes against all of God's religions, but when he reaches out to warn us of impending doom, no one will believe whoever he speaks to. Nothing sounds more dickulous than a person screaming about how they have spoken with God and there's trouble a brewing. The most common thing to do is ignore the stranger and if it's someone you know, you should proceed to stop talking and avoid them(trust me most of the people you know should be avoided, including yourself). Let's face it, no one would bat an eye at a Godly warning unless Twitter verified God's account or God had a trendy Facebook page with a more than socially acceptable amount of friends. Hearing the "Voice" is about as creditable as aliens, bigfoot, ghosts and a once again attractive Christina Aguilera, however there are more books and TV series' claiming them to be real than the almighty one. All I know is that the last thing I want to put my faith into is humanity listening to and trusting one another, it's a tad easier to believe in God.

Wrassling

1. Did you see me cumming?
2. Eye-Ball
3. Never hanging out with Andy Dick again.
4. Doesn't count unless the shoulders are down.
5. Jake The Snake will try anything these days.
6. I bet they wrestle to Elton John's "Can You Feel The Love Tonight?".
7. That's a cock block.
8. Notice what a gentlemen he is and supports the neck.
9. Not what I had in mind when I said "Get your head into it".
10. Is that a Teddy Bear face on his earmuffs.
11. Charlie Sheen will snort coke off anything.

Insane Clown Pussies

1. Does the one on the right have a cock? Not in her hand.
2. I think you spilled some gravy on you.
3. Still don't believe in abortions?
4. I rather fuck Otis(If you don't get that fuck you)
5. The Olsen twins have really lost it.
6. Casey Anthony months prior.
7. As per legal issues: That is not my child.
8. Guess they opened a Hot Topic in the trailer park.
9. Jack Skellington never pays alimony.

Yes that's right, in case you forgot...James Earl Jones was in Conan.

And you thought there wasn't a snack for alcoholic lady strikers.