Rick A Dick Dick

In case you're wondering, this is the one of the funniest scenes from Tom Goes To Mayor. Watch it repeatedly learn the song and choreography. Impress your friends.

Happy B-Jay

1. So I blow the candle and make a wish?
2. I'm not explaining why she's racist.
3. Teaching starts at the home.
4. I assume this isn't her first rodeo.
5. Judging from the amount of candles, I don't even think it's her birthday.
6. Didn't I see this in Eyes Wide Shut?
7. No one ever invited this woman to any of my parties.

Uck

I coughed up some blood and thought it resembled two lil birds in flight. Ucky for you, huh?

The Clapping

I've noticed a problem with my daily functioning of life. I believe...that I...have developed...Old People Clap Syndrome. No dirties, I don't mean fucking old people and getting the clap (but that really resides in your opinion of old). I have what I will now explain with a brief description.
Old People Clap Syndrome:
To be a person of elderly age, whom at the moment of hearing a sound with a good beat or groove starts gently rocking back and forth slightly, whilst being accompanied by your arms bent inward at an obtuse angle within the spread knee area, quietly clapping, alternating hands between the north and south positions.

More apples and oranges

When will the world follow suit?