Haha...peepers

Ok I think I have things somewhat functioning again. So throughout today try and remember...I'm watching you and when I'm not ghosts are. So start wearing make-up at home ladies.

I fucked my laptop.

Now working off my phone for this until I replace my laptop. Do not expect me to care anymore than I did or take this serious.

It finally happened.

1. "Good for you, hmmmm? Does it feel."
2. On Halloween they goes as the old Chinese woman who goes through your recycling.
3. Get over it I'm a nerd a can make fun of Star Wars too.
4. This scene inspired Asian mothers everywhere.
5. Luke looks like this just got a little too personal.
6. "Tip 20 dollars you will... yes happy ending see I do."
7. That's the worst parachute ever.
8. Dagobah... where lovers can escape the Empire.
9. "Yoda get your staff off my back!!! Get it off now!!!"

Blah Monday

You dig this.

How many of you, have fucked to this song? I automatically assume you haven't...get on that. Yeah...get on that. Get on it. Go...Now.




Well!?!? Go!!!

No snow....no problem.

1. He has to hold on to keep that head balanced.
2. I'm sure he wrote his name it kinda looks like a house and tree.
3. Judging by his race, he doesn't need to cover it to hide his penis.
4. Must be practice for one of their game shows.
5. This is why Casey Anthony did it. Oh, I mean she didn't.
6. I can't tell if he's squinting.
7. I'm sorry I can't stop staring at the huge fucking head.(He'll never hear that in his twenties.)
8. I wonder if he falls whenever he looks down.

Relax

It's still a holiday week.

This shit is going down!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They break records, ribs and 2 dollar bills.