Friday, December 17, 2010

The last person named "Magic" had HIV


So we have literature about growing up and being a master of the magical arts and no one sees a problem that adolescent teen wizards don't act like real teens and adult wizards are preoccupied teaching them to turn a person into a frog to do something helpful. Judging by the fact that J. K. Rowling was poor, I don't blame her for being selfish but damn at least Dumbledore could have maybe cured AIDS or cancer before he died. I'll assume he concentrated all his magic on levitating his no longer working penis or cursing Gandalf for being allowed to stay in a room with little boys without Chris Hansen popping out from behind a plant. If you think some little forehead scarred kid didn't use an invisibility cloak to watch all the women of Hogwart's get undressed you're a naive idiot. Look I'm a nerd, I like magic and dragons, but I like real life too.(Only because I'm forced to live in it) So next Halloween when you see a little kid dressed up as Mr. Potter and he's in a wheelchair, ask him why he doesn't use his magic to make his legs work again.