Nothing funny here at all
Sunday, April 22, 2012
Fucking Burl Ives
I have no idea why this song's chorus popped in my head this morning or why it won't leave. Hopefully you develop the same issue.
Tuesday, April 17, 2012
Stubborn
1 a (1) : unreasonably or perversely unyielding : mulish
(2) : justifiably unyielding : resolute b : suggestive or typical of a strong stubborn nature
2 : performed or carried on in an unyielding, obstinate, or persistent manner
3 : difficult to handle, manage, or treat
Monday, April 9, 2012
CHICK HABIT
Maybe I've had Death Proof as my background movie for too long or maybe it's a hidden enjoyment of Serge's work. Ooohhh he said Gainsbourg's first name...ooohhh we don't know who that is. Get him!!!
Wednesday, April 4, 2012
Its-a-me, the third place racist
Like most normal people I always play a new Mario Party - holding on to teenage memories of a fun game - and like a normal person I play Kenny Party to it. Kenny Party is how I keep suicide at bay by smoking and drinking a/k/a weekends. Now I'm not going to review Mario Party 9 or 10 or whatever it is - its not 1 or 2 so it doesn't really matter - but I am surprised that Wario does Miley Cyrus face in it. Well..., I'm not surprised, but I would expect a landslide of chinks to raise hell - or herr - about it. Actually I'm just taken back by the most blatantly obvious things that could be considered racist - lets be honest funny - are completely ignored, though if it was hidden in the background of a stage somewhere then the read into everything too deep crew would be at arms. Maybe they're all still busy reading into everything about Jeremy Lin, focusing on opening a new bakery or nail saloon, or maybe they're organizing a race where you keep you're hands behind your back while walking single file and manage to take up the whole sidewalk sporting the ability to ignore everyone who is not Chinese while screaming loudly at other Chinese people across the street. Ugh that was a long idea, as long as Wario - Walio - comes in 3rd I'm good.
Wednesday, March 28, 2012
My feelings exactly.
Friday, March 16, 2012
Tuesday, March 13, 2012
Cute animals...now you care, huh?
This is the visual that dances wildly at a party leaving it burnt into your head for at least a month or so. The emotion this visual describes is somewhat along those lines or linked or hidden - it's semi-related at least, ok - because clearly the ducks are talking shit. This is what it feels like to be the odd one out. I used animals because nobody gives a toot - I hate censoring myself - gives a fuckadoodle about humans unless they give you money or head. I'm sure at some point you've been the duck and the cat, hell I've been the squirrel - not pictured but is observing and laughing to himself. Though I find it hard to be the duck because despite not having an echo, my whispers are for all to hear - which in a normal world is talking. I guess what I'm saying is that all should be willing to sit where the other shits, be that a litter box or a pond - disgusting if you've been in a body of water, everything shits in there. Or maybe I've just been bullshitting you and really needed an excuse to show this adorable picture or 2 different species that I like to pretend are on a lunch break. Did I mention I hate people...yeah it's all about the cuteness.
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