Looping between my eardrums. Part 2

Would you fuck me?

Yes, writing on pictures has really become my thing to do on Tuesdays.

Really?!

Really?! This is being shown as a leaked pic of the new Ass Creed. Really?! Any media outlet involved with the video game industry not ripping this apart has now become a glass breaker. And yes that means the only reason you're not thrown away is because you break glass. Is anyone seeing the same pic as me? Does no one remember Altiär in the opening of MGS when the same outlets cried out Ass Creed 2? I'm aware i just wrote about a leaked screenshot for a game coming out, but i got nothing else going on this morning. I will say though that if I'm wrong about this, I will totally eat my dick, but from the look of things I think I'll be able to order a grill cheese sandwich. Cudos to you if catching my vagina reference was on your "Things to do today" list.

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Yep that's it. This is what I did with my free time. Yay me.

Meow

Looping between my eardrums.

Feces Factor

I think by far, the worst thing about my adult life is the fear I still have of shitting myself at an inappropriate moment. I mean, the aforementioned act hasn't occurred recently - at least since I first saw the government show up to take E.T. away - it's not like I pee-a-the-poop on a daily basis. I just have a fear of the unexpected nonsense - imagine having a great funny in which you laugh so hard you cum - that is the misfortune of my life. Before you judge that side note - relax guy - we all have weird things , alright, you're stitches itch when it's going to rain and I get overly excited from a good laugh. To be honest my main objective was to write about poop and make people read it, just so hopefully you'll reflect on your mortality considering you actually wasted time taking these words into your brain. Sucks, doesn't it? Go ahead it's ok, pull the trigger...no one will miss you.