I think I pulled my tits.

1. Make it clap.
2. That is the strongest bikini string ever.
3. Hugs are free with a bonus feel up.
4. Her tits start where her ass ends.
5. I can't believe she's not with a black guy.
6. She's her own lesbian experience.
7. Does she visit a chiropractor for a breast exam?
8. Those tits smell like ass.
9. I told Kristie Alley to not go backless.

Red Team Go!!! Red Team Go!!!

1. Andy Milonakis is in everything.
2. Apparently he wheeled the plant into the room.
3. How Perez Hilton got his start.
4. This is the last time the couple was ever seen.
5. Get Jason and Grant, there's a ghost of a Spanish rapist.
6. Never tell a nerd/goth no.
7. Chris Hansen has a few questions for 2 people.
8. A very lame Trojan Man.

The Cure?

1. That kid looks like a bruised ballsack.
2. John Goodman was a confused youngster.
3. I think the not so fat one is a chick.
4. At least they're obeying the leash laws.
5. Shaggy certainly let himself go.
6. 2005?!?! By now the big one has killed, raped and eaten 4 children.
7. ICP stands for Ice Cream Parlor, right?

I Love Sundays

1. I always fuck up those pieces in Tetris.
2. Doesn't he live in the room back there?
3. Dax Shepard hit a new low.
4. Ever fall asleep and have your sneakers wake up in 1990?
5. Thank God this didn't happen in San Francisco.
6. Good thing he lives in a gated community.
7. David Blaine isn't even trying anymore.
8. Turn the picture sideways and it's Jamiroquai. Virtual Insanity.

Confuzzled

I feel confused. To the people reading...I give you the tiny back story, so....cough...cough. One of Jerry Brown's boys called a woman (Meg Whitman) a whore (they're politicians simpletons.). I'm not sure how to tell people the story, especially if I were a media informer simply because of the word "whore". Describing the word sounds like an embarrassing farce and saying it outright, does sound odd. This is a topic to be explained to your children. It all comes down to where you draw the line on your child's intake. Well, if your kids are reading this, fuck the line they're not my kids. Your kid already heard this word and it came from your boyfriends mouth not thinking your kid was in the room. Concentrating more on your life than your child's makes you a whore (not all single moms just the cracky alcoholic ones). Bottom line is your kids are not my responsibility and if they are then it's way too late to collect........whore.

Trophy Dick

1. The trophy gave her the shaft.
2. She was triple dogged dare.
3. If I put my dick in a freezer I would cold cock you.
4. Good thing a breakfast cereal sponsors this.
5. As a skilled golfer and a slutty woman notice how she cups the balls.
6. What happened to Christina Applegate?
7. Get a room!!!
8. I'm to believe she wasn't introduced to Tiger Woods?

Mrs. Grape

1. The only woman that can pee on her stomach.
2. How did she even make it to the bench?
3. She looks like she's giving birth to one of the Pep Boys.
4. That's why Charles Schultz ended Peanuts.
5. I think her nipples are under her arms.
6. It looks like she's eating the bench.
7. I feel bad for the farmer that milks her.